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by JC1515

13 Comments

  1. skinnycenter

    Put a broom on your mower. That’ll take care of them.

  2. JohnBrownsBobbleHead

    Knife fighting lawn crabs. See this a lot. The wiki has a section…oh wait, that’s spoon fighting lawn crabs. You’re fucked.

  3. Whisker-biscuitt

    Needs sea kelp, feed them babies, FEED THEM BABIES!!!!!

  4. Well, I was going to ask why what I call my lawns flavor strip was so weird but I saw these posts and now I know I need to pre germ it to stop the crabs from returning. Most of my lawn was seeded last fall but we had landscaping done before a shed was installed and the digger treads ruined that part. It got new hydro seed and came back but not like the rest of the lawn. Fortunately just a small strip the digger drove on.

  5. SirBedwyr7

    You have crabs. I recommend a treatment of permethrin.

  6. ankitdewan

    Your lawn in infested by Photoshop. Please spray lots of water two times a day on your laptops and it’s going to go. 😜

  7. Valartian

    For me, only seeing it in different stages of growth made me sure what it is the next time I saw it. Maybe people expect it to always be that big thing with seeds and all…

  8. aquafina6969

    I’m 100% sure that’s pokeweed.
    /r/itsalwayspokeweed

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